I would like to introduce the Pygmy Elephant Gerbil. This tiny sub-rodent is either extremely rare or just very elusive. Bearing in mind that they live in such close proximity to humans they are hardly ever seen preferring to hide away in the proximity of sofas, here they can feast on take-away crumbs and make beds from dust bunnies. Their favourite snacks are caramel popcorn and pizza crust.
For some reason they also love being sucked up into a vacuum cleaner, once there they can have a good forage and escape later before the machine is emptied.